D-Link how I took you for granted! Your blazingly fast wireless connection was assumed to be what everyone else on the block was getting, but no! I threw you away like an old acoustic modem in favor of my Centrino processor. What was I thinking? Centrino can’t hold a candle to you, D-Link! What a fool I was. You had a special way of talking to my D-Link base station–it said so right on the box but would I listen? No. Listen, D-Link, I was a complete ass. Would you consider gracing my new laptop with your presence? I shall warm up a PCMCIA slot just like you like it. Say you’ll take me back! Please?! I spit on Centrino!